A quick post to show the difference 5 days time can make, exactly what I was talking about in my previous post.
MIL came back over tonight and picked what she thought was ripe. I had to educate her on ripeness and - if she was going to pick my figs - she needs to understand what "ripe" is or defer to someone who does. Here's why.
She picked the bottom two figs in this picture (I picked the top one, which she left on the tree!)
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The left one was about 4 days from being ripe.
The right one was about 2 days from being ripe.
The top one was ripe, and 1 day from being 'dead ripe'.
It wasn't clear the top one was black, while the bottom/right was black and red, and the left one was red.
I told her if she nicked the top 1/4" of the neck, if it weeps milk, it's not ready to come off. It should be limp on the neck, and be soft to the touch and it's ideal when you squeeze it and it doesn't bounce back into shape.
She laughed, thought I was joking, so I cut all of them open to show her the insides, and a light bulb seemed to go on.
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Clearly, from the inside: the middle two small halves are the black one I picked. The top two halves are the one that's 4 days from ripe. The one on bottom left and right is the one that was about 2 days out.
Note that the top two halves aren't jammy, there's no liquid in the void. The pulp is still very clearly visible and the flesh tone is a dark pink to light red.
The middle small halves are totally jammy on the inside. Almost no white outer flesh or pulp visible. Skin is starting to stain.
The halves on bottom left/right are jammy on the bottom 1/3, pulpy on the top 2/3, skin is a less white and starting to stain purple on the bottom.
I had her taste them afterwards, in order of less ripe to more ripe. The one 4 days before ripe was pretty bland, watery and seeds crunchy. The one about 2 days out was slightly jammy and berry-like and sweeter with almost no seed crunch. The one that was totally ripe was very berry-like, sweet as hell and no seed crunch at all.
It was a learning experience! Hope someone else learns from this.