Hi All,
Apparently, the trees have a connection to the forum. If you threaten to cut down or throw away a slow growing tree, you will scare your tree into putting on new growth and (in some cases) get it to produce figs. I noticed this first with Verdal Longue and Armenian. I smack talked them before I left for a few weeks. When I came back... new growth and even a few figs on VL. Then, yesterday I mentioned how poorly my Osborne Prolific was doing in a post. Today... new growth.
So, Marseillaise Black, you're on the chopping block you slow growing, rusty, P.O.S.
I hope this works. I'll let you guys know how it goes.
~james
p.s. someone remind me to dig up my Asian pears next spring.