Dear Celestial cutting(s),
Thank you for being such a vigorous rooter. You look very healthy, filling your cups with roots and sprouting leaves. Your vigor for life is a wonderful thing.
However, I would appreciate it if you would quit trying to jump ship. I can't help but notice your roots going rogue. I'm beginning to wonder if you think soil is optional? Is the grass greener on the other side? All the other varieties seem happy and content in their cups keeping their roots beneath the soil. You, on the other hand, seem determined to not only peak above the soil, but grow so vigorously above the soil I'm questioning if your intent is to take over the fig castle, the city of Seattle, and then maybe the world?
Your humble caretaker,
Nichole


