A DEA agent stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher points and says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there.”
The DEA agent verbally explodes: “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. “See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish … on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”
The rancher nods politely, apologizes and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA agent running for his life while being chased by the rancher’s prize bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he’ll get “horned” before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs:
“Your badge! Show him your BADGE!”
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2009/11/116314/#pwOca3LwITXosVWK.99
A DEA agent stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher points and says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there.”
The DEA agent verbally explodes: “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. “See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish … on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”
The rancher nods politely, apologizes and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA agent running for his life while being chased by the rancher’s prize bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he’ll get “horned” before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs:
“Your badge! Show him your BADGE!”
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2009/11/116314/#pwOca3LwITXosVWK.99
A DEA agent stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher points and says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there.”
The DEA agent verbally explodes: “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. “See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish … on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?”
The rancher nods politely, apologizes and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA agent running for his life while being chased by the rancher’s prize bull.
With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he’ll get “horned” before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs:
“Your badge! Show him your BADGE!”
Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2009/11/116314/#pwOca3LwITXosVWK.99
A little humor,
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location.
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"
Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.
"See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land!! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?!!"
The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull.
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....
"Your badge, show him your BADGE.........!!"
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