Thanks, everybody, for the recommendations. BUT--I have to say you didn't exactly help me narrow down the choices very much! Should I assume that all of these suggested varieties are clustered pretty close to each other on the taste chart, or are there a few that rank well above the others?
Obviously the Ty Ty idea is a run-away winner--I like the flexibility of painting the fruit any color I want, and adding glitter would just be icing on the cake, so to speak. Hey, maybe I wouldn't even have to order from Ty Ty! I'll just buy a few rattle-cans and spray different colors on my Brown Turkey till it looks like Christmas morning! The birds ought to be dazzled by the array of choices.
Jason, no I haven't tried Socorro Black. To be honest, I've hardly tried anything, other than Black Mission, Brown Turkey, Fig Newtons, canned Kadotas (as a kid), some type of dried fig that my dad bought in bulk and which I'd gobble till I could hardly waddle, and the first-crop efforts from last year's cuttings, which, though reasonably tasty, are hopefully nowhere near as good as they'll get in a few years.
Brent--do you know whether DFIC 17 BT has a tightly-closed eye? I've gotten kind of gun-shy about anything with BT in the name, after the disappointment of having my "improved" BT become essentially worthless after several years of excellent fruit. I'm definitely too old to go through that again.
Joe, HC never caught my attention because I just assumed anything named "Chicago" wouldn't care much for Tucson's heat. If it's doing well for you in Phoenix it ought to do great here, since we're a little cooler.
Martin, you've held the dark fig monopoly long enough! It's time to share the bounty--and I promise I don't have enough room to make a noticeable dent in how many are left for you. But just say the word, and I'll make up any losses to you by sending some of the white varieties I know you're so fond of! Mmmmm! Wouldn't you love to try a nice, first-year Kadota--mildly sweet, small, tough skin, kind of dry, with just a hint of sunburn? Now that's living!