I've had poor luck with Hirts in the past as well.
I frequently search for plants on ebay, generally things that are not available locally and if I see Hirt's as the source, I back-click out of it.
Anyone seen Chilean Guava plants reasonably for shipping less than the plant....lol
Lingholm Meconopsis poppies? (plants not seed)
Man shall not live by figs alone... (though many try....:-)
~Chills