Good grief! Eat a Hershey bar or something guys! All this strife is not only unpleasant, it is totally boring!
Meanwhile, here's what's on my mind. Let me bore you, but in a gentle way that will lull you to sleep. Make zzzzs not war!
1. Why oh why did the red oil paint marker "labels" melt off my fig starts? Am I going to be able to figure out what is what?
2. Will my Violet Sepor make me some heavenly figs this year? Are they really as good as Dennis said?
3. Should I be bringing in the little guys on the cold days, ala Rafael?
4. Will I ever get a Gene Hosey Paradiso? Do you know that Gene Hosey actually answered my email? He said, just mention it on the Forum and a miracle will occur. The Forum will hook you up. Hrrumph.
5. Can I figure out how to keep off the dastardly squirrels this summer?
6. Now that I am 60, is there any chance that I will be able to change into somebody with a real work ethic?
(It would be nice to morph into one of those hobbyist workaholics. Someone with an incredible front yard like something from a magazine. You know the type. A wizened but sprightly old lady, puttering outside all day, wearing the big sun hat, hoeing away from dawn to dusk. Drinking her unsweetened ice tea. In back of her are a lot of home made hoop houses and other crafty stuff. In other words, someone more like Harvey (however Harvey is a PROFESSIONAL! I just would like to emulate his energy, which I saw first hand, unflagging even in temps pf 102!) Or Barry. Etc etc etc. I really should have thought up some female examples sorry Harvey and Barry. But I digress.)
7. That's it folks! Come on get happy!!!