Okay, I had picked the other fig, that was hidden by leaves, and maybe not as ripe. One day and this one darkened up, and sweetened up (or so the ants tell me). It was sweeter, and had a lot more flavor than the other one. I'm going to start using ants as an indicator of ripeness.
I took pictures with a better camera. With a picture showing leaves and stem, in the hopes that that will help with ID. The big box stores should just label them as mystery figs if, as it seems, they don't know what they're selling.