Incorrigible , that's like getting called 3, four letter words all rolled up into one. You must have made him mad beyond just one , four letter word.
Pictures are great , but would you please get those little figs off of there so you can get those others to ripen before Halloween.
Maybe that 12 letter word applies.
Won't that be something to get a nice Black Madeira in zone 5.
Best,
Kerry