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I wonder if the test strips for Diabetics could be used to measure the sugar levels of a fig. You could buy these small devices in any drug store chain. I think they are called Glucometers. The actual numbers would not matter, but you will be able to tell if one fig has a higher sugar ratio compared to another. These devices could also be calibrated by using a standard solution. Then, we'd all be on the same page. Instead of testing a drop of blood, we might be able to test a drop of fig juice for sugar levels. I do not have a Glucometer, so I can't try this. It might be worth a try.
For a comparison, one could start with some -(let's say a 10 fig sample group)- very sweet figs, of a known variety, get an average number, lets say 500, and then test another fig variety. If that number is 400, then that fig was/is less sweet....if 600, then it's sweeter. If this Glucometer thingy works, then we can communicate "Sweetness/Sugar-Ratings" (SR) by using comparative numbers, instead of saying my fig was "super-sweet", "very sweet"...terms that are meaningless. So, for example:...Myron from Oshkosh reports...."My (insert variety name, here) had a SR of 550 this year. Last year it registered only a SR of 450"......yada, yada, yada....and then, Petunia from Paducah, chimes in and adds...Mine had a SR/600 this year!"...."The figs were so sweet that they blew off my bloomers!"....
Just an idea.
Frank