Had to laugh and it is hard to type this response! Well if it cured baldness, i would have an afro by now. My tonic is Fertilome Liquid plant hormone ....4 teaspoons per gallon. For severely stressed trees, I soak the entire root ball in this stuff using rain water for 24hrs. The next day....drain the tree and pot it using a sterile potting mix. I use Pro-mix Bx and whatever I have available.
I just checked my BN in the garage. Today, it's 12 inches tall and starting to leaf out. Come late March, I will water it well then feed it again some tonic. The tonic works well for me. Now, I use it every time I transplant a fig except cuttings. For growing cuttings, I use it as a 6 mos feeding. Cheers,