(In my best Texas accent)
Hi Ya'll! Now, let me tell ya'll the truth about here in the great state of Texas. Everything IS BIGGER in Texas but the trees!! It is the darnedest thing I ever did see. Now, the fruit could be of a horse of anotha color, es-pecially after that breba I had about a month ago, did ya'll see that thang! It was HUGE!
Fellow Texans - I couldn't resist! I've been here for almost 20 years! For all of the ribbing I STILL get about my accent (which I don't have), I had to go through the opened door lol :) :) :) :)