Hi Jon:Yes it does sound,but is not.
I have a minuscle one from UC Davis,that refuses to grow (you know Why),but I had a couple of fruits last Sommer,and I liked them much better than HD Brn Turkey.
Of course in your climate,Home Depot fruits could be much better tasting than here,but also Beal could be better,so I know Beal is Superior.And the fruits are a beautifull light purple like no other fig i know.How easy is to grow it?.Much harder than HD brown Turkey.In fact one have to be a wizard to make it fruit,but also Black Madeira is like that,and people still grow it,because the su8ccess is very very sweet and flavorfull.
Here is a picture of my couple of fruits.