Dieseler,
You are asking "where did the summer go ?". For sure it did not come this way. You are just experiencing Northern summer hiccups with cold and rain. We have been having 45F at nights for the last few days and today's max is 57F. Go figure if we shall have ripe figs here in Ottawa this year! Montreal and most of Toronto, like your location, behave a bit better than our Zone 5. But I still believe all the trouble of growing these figs is worth it (or is it addiction).
Someone recently posted that because of age he is in a hurry about the figs. I feel the same way and would probably settle on a few good early ripening varieties for colder climate and a few good ones for 'breba only' types rather than trying many unknowns (except evaluating a couple of good dark varities for extra fun). Thinking of it, it fits description of your collection.
Keep hope for ripe figs. It is going to clear up by Monday or closer to it.