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Employing monkeys to pick figs

It appears that monkeys were trained by ancient Egyptians to gather figs from sycamore fig trees and perhaps other fig trees.   I had forgotten about this until recently finding a reference to this practice.    Can you imagine what an amazing arrangement that must have been?    It must have been a revolutionary development (on a small scale) to be able to get fruit that might otherwise would have been difficult to pick high up in a tree and out on a weak limb.

 

Ingevald

 

1) Monkeys Trained as Harvesters by E.W. Gudger

  http://www.naturalhistorymag.com/picks-from-the-past/12455/monkeys-trained-as-harvesters


2) The Baboons and Monkeys of Ancient Egypt

http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/baboons.htm

 

3) A Pictorial History of the Garden by H.H. ManchesterThe Gardening Magazine 1922.  Page 239 (from Google books)

 

But what is doesn't tell you is how to sell this idea to your wife...

Somebody get an Arduino and program a robotic monkey.

Wow.

I will get some monkeys and train them to pick fruit. I should be in the monkey business.

Bass,
I promise you the last thing you want is a frickin monkey. I've owned 2 of them (not at the same time) and unless you are willing to have a monkey tail around your neck 24/7 they get into trouble.

And not things like the cat pulling off all the toilet paper. Things like sending the neighbors to the hospital or throwing a frying pan through the window or hitting the responding police officer in the face with a hand full of feces so hard he gets welts from the seeds. Then as you're trying to stop the cop from having a truck sent to bust the little guy he opens the refrigerator and runs of with a beer. All monkeys are born alcoholics and they are terrible and mean drunks and they can trow and empty beer bottle hard enough to kill a teenager. Seriously.

That said I've seen them used in the South Pacific to harvest coconuts. 

I've seen birds trained to catch fish.

They train rats to find land mines.

I had a buddy with a parrot that rode a bicycle.

Heck why shouldn't we find some critter to pick our figs for us.

Nice post Ingevald.

What would happen if I tied a chipmunk to the end of a fishing pole?


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