Avoid Hell's Kitchen. They seek out people with low self esteem that would aspire to run a McDonalds. You don't want some douchef**k like Ramsey emasculating himself with you on TV, and they don't have room for people with your integrity. Chopped is a better venue that allows someone with your level of talent to shine.
I need to make an effort to come up and stop in next time we're your way.