Dont know if rigor mortis is one word or two... Anyway, my dear husband gets to listen to me babble about my various ficuses, just like I get to listen to him babble about his various rifle calibers and hot rod engines. Today he asked me what was wrong with my Ficus Rigor Mortis....
He meant my Ficus sycomorus, which I had allowed to dry out a bit too much and it lost a few leaves.
He *almost* had it right....