Hi Figgyfrank,
Don't hesitate to update this topic in 4 days ... so that we know you're still alive LOL ... :P ...
By the way, not an European recipe ! I never heard of someone eating the stems of the leaves - not even collecting them for animal food.
I wonder how one would expect a tree to produce good fruit while you're removing the leaves ... You can't have it all .
As for the smell, some figtrees smell better, but my wife (she's terrible at smelling and so does my little one) never complained about cat-pee smell ... Perhaps an American raised strain we don't have in Europe LOL :P .