Johnparav
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DesertDance
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For that price, you can go to Greece, and take cuttings!! Bring them back in your shoe! Suzi
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Johnparav
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Hey Suzi ,
You must have some big-ass feet ;)
John
fespo
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You can put them in your shoes anymore. Everyone must take there shoes off at the security check points now. :)
DesertDance
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They never check your Bra Suzi
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hungryjack
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California Woman Upset Over Delay Caused by Airport Search of Bra http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,411082,00.html
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Chivas
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Well ladies I will support you if you choose to not wear a bra.
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TONYSAC
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Put them under the insoles of your shoes they don't take them out
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hungryjack
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Posted 1360033846
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Originally Posted by TONYSAC Put them under the insoles of your shoes they don't take them out
Gel shoe insoles/inserts are prohibited by the TSA All shoes get put on the belt with carry on items. You might have to stash those cuttings in a more secure place, get yourself "figged up" with your cuttings :-)
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Johnparav
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Well if you can fit 500 cuttings in your bra , then they must match your feet :)
TONYSAC
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No take out the factory installed insoles they pull out with force install cutting and reinstall insole
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Tonycm
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Go dressed as Bozo the clown with the big floppy shoes. You could get a couple dozen in each shoe. Anyone game?
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TONYSAC
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LOL HA HA HA ROTFL
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hungryjack
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Inline image Sir, we are going to strip search you, we found fig twigs in your shoes. Bend over and assume the positionInline image
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TONYSAC
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What if you put them in cigar containers small single metal ones ? Sealed there not gonna break the seal
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TONYSAC
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I got it ........ drill a hole in a straight cutting and insert the internals of a pen like the tube in a bic pen cut it short so the hole drilled in cutting is small maybe you could get away with one or two of those tie a ribbon to the top or something and make it look like a present or a souvenir make them Greek traditional twig pens etc ??? You could even put a homemade price tag on it and say you bought it at a local street fair etc ... DONE.
PS try and obviously get a really used one with a lot less ink so you can cut it down.
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hungryjack
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Posted 1360038836
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http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/photogallery/smuggler-secret.html?curPhoto=12 Close, But No Cigar
Jonathan Wilson, an inmate at the Okeechobee County Jail in Florida, was charged with drug possession and introducing contraband into a jail. The 350-pound Wilson had concealed a cigar tube containing 1.9 grams of cocaine "in a fat roll" on his stomach, say jailers.
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TONYSAC
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Don't hide it throw it right in the bin with your keys and change etc.
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hungryjack
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Posted 1360039106
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If you want to succeed, there is a way.......Inline image Inline image Plus, you are pre-rooting your cutting :-)
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Tonycm
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OUCH! I think I'll pass!
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Nichole
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My husband wants to know why I am laughing. "Fig jokes" I saw on CNN a woman who made herself a cocaine diaper. Fig diaper, anyone? Might be a little stiff though.
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Haha ha. Best fig joke. Thanks for the good laugh.
jenniferarino83
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lol
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Dan796
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Posted 1360095518
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"OUCH! I think I'll pass!" Yes! you certainly will! It's probably best to incorperate it into somethng like: hidden as the cross bar in a touristy wall hanging, or flag. or part of a basket, or in a purse handle. But, put it in your checked luggage, not carry on.
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Posted 1360099827
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Tie them together and say it's a Pan Flute.
BLB
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Posted 1360101035
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buy a soveignier map in a tube and mail it to yourself with the cuttings inside. don't ruin your shoes or your bra
Johnparav
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Posted 1360102079
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Hey Pen ,
It's nice to see the link actually helped someone .
How do you like that variety ?
Do you recognize any of the other varieties ? If so , how are they ?
John
TONYSAC
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Posted 1360105677
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I got a better one then my idea for a pen make a basket out of cuttings get long cuttings all the same size and weave them together and make a handle etc and just make a basket this is another type you could make ?they kinda act like feet for the basket .
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Johnparav
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Tony I think you're going through fig withdrawal buddy .
You need help .
John
Chivas
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Posted 1360112505
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If you can convince an old greek man who is going on the plane to hide them in his beard, that would be bullet proof, you would never be able to find them in his beard.
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penandpike
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Posted 1360112506
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VASILIKA MELISI is a wonderfull fig. It is somehow waxy and shiny outside and very tasty inside. Unfortunatly I don't have any other varieties from this page, but they sure look very good. Now I have them on my "Figs" list for my next visit to Greece.
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TONYSAC
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Posted 1360114868
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HA ya think ???
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Smaritza
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Posted 1360115645
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I don't know how I missed this hilariousness
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