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fig varieties in Greece for sale

Great prices . About $2.25 per plant .
Unfortunately you must buy a skid of 500 .
Royal in Greek is " vasilika " so the 2 figs called royal are the vasilika varieties we have here . Syka means figs . So vasilika syka = royal figs
The one labelled black mission looks more like a cddn .

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John

For that price, you can go to Greece, and take cuttings!!  Bring them back in your shoe!

Suzi

Hey Suzi ,

You must have some big-ass feet ;)

John

You can put them in your shoes anymore. Everyone must take there shoes off at the security check points now. :)

They never check your Bra

Suzi

California Woman Upset Over Delay
Caused by Airport Search of Bra


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,411082,00.html

Well ladies I will support you if you choose to not wear a bra.

Put them under the insoles of your shoes they don't take them out

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Originally Posted by TONYSAC
Put them under the insoles of your shoes they don't take them out


Gel shoe insoles/inserts are prohibited by the TSA

All shoes get put on the belt with carry on items.


You might have to stash those cuttings in a more secure place,
get yourself  "figged up" with your cuttings  :-)

Well if you can fit 500 cuttings in your bra , then they must match your feet :)

No take out the factory installed insoles they pull out with force install cutting and reinstall insole

Go dressed as Bozo the clown with the big floppy shoes. You could get a couple dozen in each shoe. Anyone game?

LOL HA HA HA ROTFL

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Sir, we are going to strip search you,
we found fig twigs in your shoes.
Bend over and assume the position

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What if you put them in cigar containers small single metal ones ? Sealed there not gonna break the seal

I got it ........ drill a hole in a straight cutting and insert the internals of a pen like the tube in a bic pen cut it short so the hole drilled in cutting is small maybe you could get away with one or two of those tie a ribbon to the top or something and make it look like a present or a souvenir make them Greek traditional twig pens etc ??? You could even put a homemade price tag on it and say you bought it at a local street fair etc ... DONE.
PS try and obviously get a really used one with a lot less ink so you can cut it down.

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http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/photogallery/smuggler-secret.html?curPhoto=12

Close, But No Cigar
Jonathan Wilson, an inmate at the Okeechobee County Jail in Florida,
was charged with drug possession and introducing contraband into a jail.

The 350-pound Wilson had concealed a cigar tube containing
1.9 grams of cocaine "in a fat roll" on his stomach, say jailers.

Don't hide it throw it right in the bin with your keys and change etc.

If you want to succeed,
there is a way.......






Plus, you are pre-rooting your cutting  :-)

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OUCH! I think I'll pass!

My husband wants to know why I am laughing.
"Fig jokes"

I saw on CNN a woman who made herself a cocaine diaper. 
Fig diaper, anyone? Might be a little stiff though.

Haha ha. Best fig joke. Thanks for the good laugh.

lol

"OUCH! I think I'll pass!"
  Yes! you certainly will!



It's probably best to incorperate it into somethng like:
hidden as the cross bar in a touristy wall hanging, or flag.
or part of a basket, or in a purse handle.
But, put it in your checked luggage, not carry on.

  • jtp

Tie them together and say it's a Pan Flute.

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