Well that's certainly a good deed- spreading the wealth.
Ha, I hear you Luke,
I grew up in the Bronx, went to Our Lady of Refuge Catholic school and most parent's were from Ireland (mine) or Italy. Somehow, I didn't know a fig from a fig newton although I did get a few glasses of wine haha. In hindsight, there were probably fig trees everywhere.
Better late than never, unfortunately the old hood has changed a lot and I don't venture up there anymore.