What the heck is it???

LOL I thing that's suppose to be you! Obvious she has decided to omit the head.  This woman is crazy!

Beats me but maybe she calling you a pinhead.
"gene"

Very funny.

But it's spooky.

The thing has NO FREAKING HEAD.

I am NOT touching it until I get some
Holy Water to douse it with first.

Hey old ghost,
looks like someone took the head off of a meditating Buddha,
and gave him a cross to  carry in place of his mala beads.

Grant

I didn't do it!

As a 100% Italian, if she gave you the evil eye, well you pissed her off for some reason. Did you share any figs or garden veggies with her? If not that I would say that's one of the reasons. I would get a Italian horn, (half man half horn ), A red piece of cloth and wrap a small piece of salt block in it. And start to share with her. This what my grand parents would say.

Fig Knight ?!!

Fespo,

I. Didn't do anything to her.

I know her from the neighborhood for years.

Never had a problem with her.

At least not until I started growing figs on
My patio.

That's when she started being mean, saying
Things like : " Your Figs will never ripen ",
" It's unnatural to keep a fig tree in a pot "

I have tried to give her a figs or two but
she refuses, and gives me. " The Eye "

She's really old and alone, so I can't get too
upset at her.

But if she left that " Thing " in one of my pots

She's scarier than I thought.

I am first generation Italian.
I was born in Bari.

I learned a long time ago, don't mess
with really old Italian witchy looking women ...

 What's that line from 'The Princess Bride?' I think it's "Never rile a Sicilian.'
 So, so true.

 Nick, maybe the best thing to do would be to put a head on it and leave it right where it is!

That's why  I never dated any woman from Ozone Park/ Howard Beach. LOL.

AnnieBee,

Man am I glad I live in the sticks

Nick sounds like the woman may have had something happen to her as she aged , she may not be right in her head and i mean that politely and with respect for the elders as i see them at a home each Sunday from all walks of life and the things they sometimes do and say to any one that passes by its really sad.
If it were me i would take it and simply toss in garbage and not worry about the person who placed it there.
When you pass each other look the other way Nick and dont worry.

I think the crocheted cross is a dead giveaway. What is the other thing in its lap Nick?

I would go to the fish market and buy a fish and wrap it in a newspaper and place it at her front door step.

Leave her a note saying B%&ch, you feel froggy then leap.
Your hokus pokus just ain't doing it.

Alan,

I think this is the same lady that thinks Mickey Mouse is the President and Elmer Fudd is the Vice President.

Tell her Va fan culo catso ya figa while scratching the bottom of your chin and see what happens.
I say take that thing to an art studio and sell it on consignment

Make a donation to the Wat Umong forest Monestary in Northern Thailand's beheaded budda collection and then take a tax deduction for the donation.

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Alan,

I agree with you about mid evil times with the burning stoning or beheading, etc. etc.

My question to you and everyone one else is what is an old Italian lady doing with a statue of a Buddha?

Nick,
All jokes aside, I would take the statue to the nearest church and show it to the priest and tell him who you suspect of doing this. Make sure you make a donation to the church first. Then offer the priest a bottle of cognac.

I cant prove she did it.

At least it is not a horse head that you found in your bed!

Here Nick is figurine of Buddha i think someone gave to us or something. If it were me i would just toss it in the garbage, by the damage on it does not look recent and person most likely found it in alley or someones garbage and is someone looking for attention like i mention in my other post .

It's like a teddy bear head or something? Martin's advice is spot on Nick. Just ignore her and she will move on to bother someone else for something else.