Martin it's like a double yoker egg double the pleasure 

Zombie figs?  This is still my favorite pic from my gardens...  It was in 2007 after a tropical storm dumped a tremendous amount of water on Houston and most varieties split (it was the only year my 'Celeste' split).  I *think* this was Paradise Nursery's 'Atreano':



~james

Now James thats a great picture.

I agree with Jennifer, it looks like a coochie, after a very bad sneeze!
ooops! did i say that out loud?

Reading this thread reminds me of....
Remember the Song,

"Let me tell you bout the birds and the bees,
and the flowers and the trees,
and the moon up above!"
"Everything about Loooove!"

All together now! :)

Ahhhhhhh!!! Run! That is one UGLY SCARY ALIEN LOOKIN' FIG! Why the heck is IT still attached to the branch goofball? Chop it off! Eww.

Lollololololol. 

Why does it look that way? I bet someone farted on it

I don't know how I missed this thread for a couple of days -

WOW  -  you guys crack me up! 

Love it!

"Sumthin' hoochie bout that choochie!"

Someone call a doctor! Quick!

Jenifer?
You got the "vapors" sweetie?