Hey Mike - Thx for the lodown, but plse note:
1. Grammar Police - An honorary title conferred on me (I hope in jest?!?) by Gina after I had the temerity to correct Pete Chan on his tenses. See http://figs4funforum.websitetoolbox.com/post/o-t-pomegranite-fruit-wanted-6584729?pid=1280078476#post1280078476 for the incident in question. I thought I should accept the appellation in good humor and exercise my newly acquired dictatorial powers by pouncing on the more egregious assaults on my grammatical sensibilities.
2. Learned Person - Hmm, debatable. I would say my general knowledge is perhaps only slightly above average, with a bent towards the scientific disciplines.
3. Great Lakes, etc. - Yes, I'm well aware of the physical properties of large bodies of water, and their ability to conserve heat energy more efficiently and for longer periods than an equivalent area of land mass. But thx for reminding me anyway.
4. Gulf Stream - Also aware that this is an ocean current. It's effect, as you correctly point out, is to warm up the prevailing winds that traverse the UK, so the result is the same.
5. As a US Export - Really? You mean to tell me that J Edgar Hoover didn't install a gargantuan radiator in the Gulf basin so we could enjoy mild winters over here? Damn. Laboring again under a misapprehension for all those years. But you're just ribbing me, right?
6. Mexico etc - What, Mexico not part of the US??? What about Indonesia, Iran, Cuba, Vietnam, Greece, Cambodia, Chile, Cyprus (my mother country), Guatemala, Granada, Libya, Venezuela, Afghanistan, Iraq, etc etc. ??? Do you seriously mean to tell me that they are not also part of the US??? Coz if indeed you are right, would you mind very much telling your govt on all our behalf? Especially that war criminal currently occupying the highest office in your land.
I could continue in similar vein for quite some time, but in the interests of transatlantic peace, harmony, and goodwill, I'll spare you (and any other members who suffer the misfortune to stumble on this post) any more sarcasm. Notwithstanding which, may I reciprocate by also wishing you the best, regardless of what is done in your name.