This little guy showed up today asking to help in the garden, wages a share of the crops, no job too small

LOL, for the first time in a long time, I'm speechless.....

Does he have a cousin who does dishes, dusts, cleans, and all that stuff?
Suzi

Gina me too, totally shocked at how cheap he is willing to work, a fig a week or 2 string beans and a cherry tomato.

Suzi, if he does, I'm gonna hire  too!!

I see he has a hat to keep his brain from melting in this heat, smart guy. Stay cool Barry ;)

I'd like to use it for target practice.

Awwwwww come on Rafed....you know ya like the concept..Don't be so tough on the little guy!
I like it

here are two keeping guard on my Black Madeira.

Now they are running in Gangs

I can use those two for hunting.

HaHaHa

As targets?

(Healthy looking fig by the way.)

Pete, they look like my little guy, wonder if they're related

Rafed, I'm stunned, these guys are working hard in the garden and you want to shoot them? I know you have a better heart than that. The little guy is a friend of my grandaughter, a down right friendly little fellow. 

Barry,

Is my reputation this bad for you to think this bad about me? (in tears )
Did I say anything about hurting that Smurf? Or any Smurf to that matter? ( in tears )

All I said is I wanted to take him for target practice. ( in tears )
Perhaps he/she could have been a big help because of my bad leg. I could have used him/her to run back and forth to change my targets and such. ( in tears )

Same thing for the hunting part.
Those other two Smurfs could have helped in a big way.
Need I say more? ( in tears )

Note: Those were fake, very fake tears running down my cheek.

HeHeHe, throw the bait and watch them hook.

Well I'm relieved Rafed, my faith in you is restored and all the little blue guys are rejoicing.

I'm not a hunter, and I haven't fished since I was a kid....

But I could see dipping the little guys in thick chocolate and instead of bon-bons, you'd have chocolate troll-trolls. :)

Gina,
Now I'm worried about you.

Gina, kinda glad at this moment, for my little blue friend, that you are in California.

Here

Barry,

The little guy with pipes is from 1982. My friend gave to me when I was moving down here from NYC. The other guy is from last year when they came out with new smurf movie. I think they are you guy's friends.

Rafed,

The guy with pipe has been to many hunting with me.. mulberry hunting that is :)

Rafed,

That papa smurf looks like he's in serious zombie hunting mode... LOL

Pete,

Papa Smurf was the Co-founder of ZZ-Top.
Hold your gun like you hold your guitar!