Martin, that is so funny! I can't pee on my trees. Heck I got too many!!!!
Tami, its one of those figs that you don't hear too much about. It does require a long summer of heat. My tree has more figs on it and they are trying to ripen. But this is a bad year for figs in my climate. For the entire month of June we had 7 inches of rain. FOr the month of July, we had 7 inches of rain. For the month of August, September and up to today, we've only had an inch and half of rain. This really messed up my figs trying to ripen this year. Two thousand and ten was one of my best year for figs. In March of that year, we had 90 degree temperatures and they continued throughout that summer; not this year!
At UCD the figs are a greyish violet. Violet being much lighter than purple. My figs are red with yellow stripes. Usually this time of the year it is very hot and dry in Charlotte. Well, we got dry but it cooling down fast. Morning are in the late 50s and noon day its 75 degrees and cloudy but no rain. So, my figs are still trying to ripen and many of my figs are dropping leaves and putting on fresh ones and trying to produce another crop! GO FIGURE!!!
Like Greenfig said, this fig growing in your area should do fantastic. I sent a forum member a tree a few months a go. I might have another one. I'm doing inventory this weekend. If I find one I'll contact you and send it. In the meantime, here is how the tree and figs look at UCD.



Thanks!