I had my first fig dream last night. I think that means all hope is lost. I'm a fig addict.

Sounds like an all too common true self diagnosis :-)

You can always wake up in the dream and ask the fig tree for some advice.

Now you're among the elite.

You'll need to join FAA.
Fig Aholic Anonymous
An ever expanding organization.

LOL! You're in good company !

You are not alone. LOL!

yupe, soon you will set your vacation schedule around fig season. your kids college fund is missing few dollars due to much needed latest fig fad... sounds too familiar.

Then the roses are chopped down and replaced with a fig tree.

Plant some Salvia Officinalis in the container with your fig. Perhaps it will give you some "Sage" advice! :-)

Whew . . . I'm glad I'm not the only one !

I never had a fig dream. Maybe I don't have the disease after all.

jon, you went right through the dream stage and when straight to more than 1,000 trees stage. it's advanced form of a fig addiction. 

Does anyone else talk to their fig trees or is it just me?

I don't talk to my trees, but I do find myself wanting to relocate so I can plant in ground. :)

Rarely have a dream about figs, when i do talk to them its in a threatening manner as i was doing today to one of them.