OMG James, I almost spewed coffee all over my monitor, that was HILARIOUS! That guy is absolutely advertising. I can't say I've ever even considered eating a fig that way.
Bexley, that was pretty good too. So, figs have been X rated for awhile.
Getting on here and finding stuff like this reminds me I need to be very careful with hot liquids while browsing the forum.
Love you guys!