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How to eat a fig (seriously)

Hahahaha!!!!!! That video is one of the top 10 I've ever had the pleasure of watching! Dude made love to the fig.....XXX

That video should be banned-it's fig porn all the way:)

Hi,
I do agree ban the video .
If one eats a fig like that near me, he gets a shovel hit !
Figs are meant to be beaten, and swallowed !

dang and i though tyty videos were bad. 

After reading the posts, I said to myself "the video cannot be that bad", and then I watched it. Ewe! Too much tongue action! That guy totally creeped me out! Yuck!

How about a challenge instead of a ban. Everybody recreate the video this summer. I have faith in Rafed's ability to make a game out of this and raise money for the F4FF.

james, now i'm scared.. really scared.. lol

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Originally Posted by buonnatale2u
After reading the posts, I said to myself "the video cannot be that bad", and then I watched it. Ewe! Too much tongue action! That guy totally creeped me out! Yuck!


I agree!!!! Ewww!

I was hoping he would fall into the koi pond and never come up again. Makes TyTy ads look like Vanilla. maybe he is a lesbian porn star in his village. I am never going to eat that variety of fig so it doesn't remind me that clip. 
Seriously! goosbumps ...



DH Lawrence "Figs".  I couldn't find this posted anywhere else so pardon me if it has.  I will never look at a fig in the same way ever again! ;)
Take a minute and have a listen.

Wow, I had no idea what I was in for when I clicked on this thread!

After seeing that film clip, I think I have been robbed of the pleasure of tasting my first honey sealed figs next year. All I will be thinking of is the clip and getting creeped out.

OMG James, I almost spewed coffee all over my monitor, that was HILARIOUS! That guy is absolutely advertising. I can't say I've ever even considered eating a fig that way.

Bexley, that was pretty good too. So, figs have been X rated for awhile.

Getting on here and finding stuff like this reminds me I need to be very careful with hot liquids while browsing the forum.

Love you guys!

Glad video was done with white type.

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Originally Posted by javajunkie
That guy is absolutely advertising. I can't say I've ever even considered eating a fig that way.

Bexley, that was pretty good too. So, figs have been X rated for awhile.



Love you guys!


Yes, the word sycophant had two meanings in ancient Greece; (A) a person who would provide information to the authorities re the illegal selling and exporting of the famous figs we know know as Vasilika and (B) a person that 'revealed themselves' (male or female) in an intimate way for 'reception' by another!

If you think about it, a sycophant today is colloquially also known by various sexual connotations. So after thousands of years we have a connection to ancient figs. Of course connections to the ancient Greeks in our language are everywhere and plentiful.

Syco = from Greek 'sukon' meaning fig &
phant = from Greek 'phainein' meaning to show, informer, revealer

PS anyway, I can't wait for my next juicy fig! ;)
Alas though, it is Autumn here now...

This lady loves that man!  I sent it to JD so he might just get it.  Probably a lost cause.........  Actually, he does have priorities...  and I'm on that page. 

Suzi

Well said Suzi, I think all the ladies love him and don't want to say so LOL.
When we lived in the Philippines we would have snacks for visitors and if it was mussles you should have seen the guys go! Cracked me up!

I have consumed thousands of fresh figs over my lifetime, but all from one tree. Nobody in my family ate the skin. We all at them the same way. We peeled back the top like a banana, took one big bite out of the middle, then chucked the remainder over the embankment for the birds to finish off. Never even occurred to me that people ate the skin until I met this group.

I really hope you eat it now. The skin is sometimes the best part!

since i saw figs being peeled, i tired to peel one. i got so frustrated, i ate the whole thing. usually after work, i would walk around the trees and find one that's ripen, dust off some ants or what not and just eat the whole thing. can't wait till the figs start ripening. 

@BexleyRabbit, thanks for sharing that awesome reading.Now, THAT'S what I call "Romancing The Fruit!"

OH MY!

Wow!  This is one crazy post!  Ha!  You guys and gals are funny! 

Me?  I just eat the whole thing.

LOL, I'm keeping this clip. FOREVEUH!!!

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