for the longest time I was watching this Madam Batterfly the American Pie fly high in the sky but lately she's been making a mess in my garden...My Garden!
I said..."Bitch, what have I done to you?"
...yes I am angry.
every morning for a month now, i have been gathering those nasty soft, wiggly things she has been depositing on my Dinosaur Kales, Mints, Tomatoes, Artichokes and I even found one on my Fig leaves...Figs, you want to eat my FIGS? >:x

I crashed these suckers every morning and I enjoyed them, because they did harm my eatable garden...you eat my food I kill yu.
And you ate my food..........
But they kept coming back stronger and more of 'em...
I started to think harder...had to find the sours.
...And I found the sours. I saw her coming every morning on the dot. Punctual...She must have been English, now that I think of her...with a smile.
So, this morning I was drinking my coffee, as usual and waiting for Madam Butterfly.
And there she was... at exactly 10:30 AM... flapping her beautiful white wings with a single black dot "...come on..Come closer...sit on the D Kales...I dare you..." closer she started to fly and , sure enough, launches herself on my food...
BAM! My hands met each other in the air over my Dinosaur Kales. One slap and she was in between my 10 brothers!
"There, die Bitch!"
It was all over.
Buh Bye Miss American Pie.. ( so goes the song...) hehe.
Enjoy!