Rich,
I'm right there with you in the loony bin! Once you know what to look for, the fig trees pop out all over around here. I've discovered 8 within about 2-3 miles from where I work, and that is just driving along the main road. Who knows what I'd find if I cruised around the neighborhoods there.
Speaking of cruising the neighborhood, last year I discovered a bunch of trees around the neighborhoods by my house...and then two of them mysteriously vanished! One was a pretty big, well established tree (thick trunk, pruned to shape), and the other was small and pruned bushy, but obviously well taken care of (e.g. covered for the winter.) They just vanished! I wonder if the owners got suspicious of me driving by their house so slowly so often and relocated them just in case!!! ;-)
Do your kids or wife ever ask you why you're making a wrong turn out of the blue...and it is because you spotted a fig tree and want to go around the block to take another look???
Cheers,
Jim