You aren't lying Snaglpus! I have been waiting patiently for some fruit to ripen and guess what? Yup. Started to ripen as soon as the torrential downpour has nailed us. Needless to say the fruit took on too much water, swelled up huge, split, and tastes has gone way down. Oh well, can't complain too much since NC usually is a great place to grow figs.