Actually, LSU Celeste is the fastest most dependable ripening fig for growing in containers in zone 4. They are the ones I recommend to folks in Wisconsin and Minnesota to grow. So I usually root them and grow them out and then sell the plants at local Farmer's Market as well as giving a lot of them away as gifts. That said, I have no problem paying for them, which I said in my setup. I couldn't read your tone whether you were being snarky or instructive.