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Looking for Bethlehem Black Fig Cuttings

Willing to pay for postage, Thank You.

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Sorry, I didn't write my request correctly. Looking for Free Bethlehem Black Cuttings. As an incentive, Will name my first born son/daughter after you. Can even make a better offer, I can give you one of my kidneys, will hold onto it, until I successfully grow cuttings. Even better can divorce my wife and marry any homely lookin family member. Even better can get a food stamp card and trade you groceries for cuttings, may be able to buy you some beer to.

Now, that I have time to think about it, Forget everything that I said, Where's Martin...????   

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Originally Posted by RodneySanDiego
Sorry, I didn't write my request correctly. Looking for Free Bethlehem Black Cuttings. As an incentive, Will name my first born son/daughter after you. Can even make a better offer, I can give you one of my kidneys, will hold onto it, until I successfully grow cuttings. Even better can divorce my wife and marry any homely lookin family member. Even better can get a food stamp card and trade you groceries for cuttings, may be able to buy you some beer to.


This post s GOLD, well done and you cracked me up!

PS I'm willing to do the same for Panache or Vasilika Sika if someone would post them to me in OZ. ;)

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Oh great, a free cuttings thread!

Let me give it a try.

Please send me free Dall'Osso cuttings, or better yet a live plant and I will spare you over the top sarcasm. Thanks.

RodneySanDiego, you make my day. I wonder what wifey will do when she reads this.

Damn, I'm hopping on the "free train" too and I will not pay postage. I WANT all the Col de Dames, Maltese Falcon and Beauty, Nero 600, Ital 258, Jolly Tiger, Black Madeira, Ice Crystal.

Steve, instead of me getting on the "free train" why don't you just send me some of each when you get them? LOL

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