These pots must have special powers because they took 1 foot plants and transformed them into 5-6 foot giants in approximately two months even after being pinched twice!



See the before and after pictures.


You too can have magical pots. Here's the secret:


Next time your wife goes on vacation leaving you at home alone, yank out those fancy topiaries she has growing in her fancy pots and replace them with fig trees. It worked for me, just like magic.

They look great!

LOL !! Love 'em !

I remember that thread ;)
Glad to hear she didn't kill you.
Trees look great! Love the baby figlets :)

Weren't you supposed to take her to Italy?  OH!  You were paying for her and her girlfriends!  I remember now.  Did they have fun?  Or was it The French Riviera?

Your fig trees look great!
Suzi

Hey Frank....

Your trees have really put on some wood!  Weren't Azaleas growing in those pots?  Glad your wife didn't revive the old Baroque practice of castration....or you'd be singing mezzo-soprano in Tallahassee.  Check out You-Tube for "male sopranos"...and be glad you escaped the unkindest cut of all.

Frank, from The Bronx

PS...Boy, I had to heavily edit this posting.  Jon would have banned me from the forum if I left in some of the jokes. : )))))

Those have grown very well. :)

For those who want to stroll down memory lane:

http://figs4funforum.websitetoolbox.com/post/Shhhh!-Dont-tell-my-wife.-5891784

edit- sorry, can't get that to work....