Hello, Josh. Welcome to this forum. You will be getting plenty of help with your fig growing endeavors, and the members on this forum will not allow you to fail when it comes to growing figs.
Realizing that you are new to fig growing, I personally think that you are correct.... you should go to a garden center, and buy yourself a named variety fig tree, that's at/near bearing-age, plant it into a large container, and then grow it out doors, in a sunny location. Feed it and keep it watered. This will be your "default" fig tree. Later in this season, it will very likely produce some delicious figs, and Josh will be thrilled. In the meantime, read everything that's been posted about the growing of containerized, fig trees.
Many of the above suggestions are fine, but some of the techniques are really not for a beginner, are experimental, and may take years to show results. You will not be sorry if you start by growing an fig tree at bearing age. You'll pay a little more for an older tree, but you will also get more in return, and, in a shorter amount of time. The rest is downhill.
Ask often. We will help. Good luck.
Frank