John--good to hear from you. My car has that same patina, so I, too, have nothing to fear from peacocks or any other birds--unless I park under a tree.
Glad your figs are thriving. Both the GFWH Unknown & LSU Purple are growing strong (although a bit hail-tattered) but still too young for fruit. If I could figure out how to attach photos to a PM I'd send you a progress shot!