Hi BrianM, I'm a luv'n your trade'n offer! I'm squat'n on guberment land in Ulcer Gulch Wyomin' , and done had a bumper crop of tumbleweeds! Lets do us sum horse trad'n... If you'ns 'll send sum grapes this way, already ferment'd course, and at least 2 weeks vintage... I knows the good stuff when I sips it... then you can hav yourself sum'a these here rare byuties! Now, I knows the road done still washed out, but'n Charlie says that if you's 'll walk the grapes in to his spread, that he'll keep it fer us 'till spring.
Whoo.. boy! I cain't hardly wait!!