sometimes when you're walking across the pasture you'll get smacked in the chest by a grasshopper so hard it's like getting hit by a linebacker. those texas grasshoppers have nothing on our gator grasshoppers :).

i shall continue to work on my lies.

Mike,

These Texas grasshoppers are so bad, while ago I was mowing, and one hit the radiator on my air cooled lawnmower, knocked the dad gone radiator smack off it!

cecil, our grasshoppers are so big i got hit by one and knocked down last week. when i regained consciousness, it was standing over me, and that damn thing was wearing a football helmet!

the reason why i stayed in texas for 6 months last year is that i was looking for a grasshopper. never did find one, not like we got here in florida. the locals did show me what they said were texas grasshoppers, but i can't believe them tiny things were anything except babies.

Calf rope

cecil, i think i'm gonna try and film a little interview with james robin, if he'll let me do it. then i'll put it on youtube.

That would be great Mike

Speaking of JR he called me this morning, I guess he was running low on B/S, I re supplied his need for B/S

Papayamon I know that grasshopper It's called a T-BOW very  rare only found in Gator Country. I guess you were GATOR Bait. I also understand that this grasshopper will be migrating next year to the National Fig League (NFL) So watch out for this Phenomenon It might be near a City by you (Jacksonville)
Sal

heh. i just got off the phone with him. firstly cecil, he said you (called you "that damn cecil") aren't worth a s*** and you were full of bull. so i agreed with him and he laughed :). he loves your wife, so i agreed with him again even though i don't know her.

i told him we've been talking about him online saying all good things and he started laughing. he said he had heard about that and needed to get online and read this stuff and i said "oh,no.. you don't need to do that".

then he told me he was laying in bed eating fritos and they were full of fat and salt and he guessed he was doing the undertaker a favor.

i have got to get an interview with the cajun fig king on youtube!

and he mentioned george, and said george had given him some kind of a tree for his wife. he thinks a lot of george, for sure.

the reason i called him was because i had forgotten that i owed him 26.25 for shipping (shame on me, i had forgotten and i am the deadbeat). so i am sending a check today.

Well Mike,

I am not going to call you a deadbeat, I called one member that year before last and caught hell from a bunch of members, what is really funny though, the guy I called a deadbeat hasn't been heard from all this year.....Go Figure HUH

At least ya owned up to owing JR