Scott ( & Vince too!)
I have a Panache here in Queens so I am feelin' your pain. As you both probably kniow, Figs need what is called chill hours in order to bear fruit. There is a chart available on the internet, but I believe they need about 200 chill hours minimum per winter-easily achieved in the northeast, but not so easy in the Southwest or Deep South. I made the mistake of keeping an italian fig tree indoors over 6 years like a fool waiting for fruit that never came-yes Vince, that is the one I will be sending you the cuttings this autumn. Now, the tree fruits since I no longer bring it indoors into a heated environment. An unheated garage or basement or shed is always the best option for a container fig in the Northeast.
Meanwhile, my panache is finally bearing little figlets the size of my pinkie nail, but I do not yet see the characteristic stripes on them. Let's hope something good happens, otherwise I will donate the tree to Scott as a replacement. i would love to know how that fig guy Adriano in Ontario grows Panache figs so far north.