"Swole up...". Lol. Thanks for the southern usage for "swelled," Dennis. My favorite phrase from the occasional cowboy who makes his way into my office from rural Nevada is "I'm all stoved up" when he's suffering some sort of spine pain. Makes me smile every time.
As for Pete's Honey, I guess I'm just not a honey fig aficionado. I'm not a huge fan, but that's my general position on every honey fig I've tried to this point. That's a relative statement, though, as I'd happily eat a bowl full of Peter's Honey or any properly ripened honey fig than eat no figs at all. It is productive and sweet enough in my conditions, but doesn't peg my pleasure meter like, say, a similarly ripe Hardy Chicago, Paradiso or even the ubiquitous Celeste.
In my collection PH is the exact same fig as White TX Everbearing, the former from Burnt Ridge Nursery, the latter from USGR in Davis. I should get my first ripe main crop Kadota's next year to compare. If the three are equivalent, two of them will leave my collection. If Kadota is clearly superior, PH and W TX E will both probably get the boot so I have more room for figs with more complex flavor profiles. I keep trying honey types, though. Hopefully Salce blows my socks off next year when I should sample my first.