Tony, for about $50 you could get a ladder from Home Depot ;) and another $50 for the license - Done ;-)
My Mom used to say it would be cheaper if we eloped! Could you believe and Italian Mother saying that!!! When I was a teenager, she started asking for grandkids!! WHAT?? Are you mad woman!! Let me get a boyfriend first!! LOL
Weddings - what they bring out in our Italian families!