UPDATE! After having that freaking squirrel get most of the RGs, then the darkening Black M, I was starting to lose hope.
Then I brought out the PLANTSKYDD and spritzed it around. Problem solved.
I had a RG yesterday (picked a little too early but still AWESOME!). I have a few Black Madeiras coming along, and last but not least -- a BLACK ZADAR! It looks incredible. It's very large, and an interesting shape, sort of like a big, flattened oval. And, it's sort of a bronze colored fig which comes as a surprise considering the name. It is practically ready (softish) but not hanging down yet. Assuming it's still there at the end of the day, Vito, when should I pick it?