Ed - let's put it this way, I think I'm the cause of the tree's dismay. I think I didn't pot up quickly enough, even though the tree is in (not sure of the size, I was given a nice big pot by my mom) at least a 10 gallon pot. But the tree just grew like a flagpole - not much branching. Last year, I trimmed the roots and pinched. It helped a little, so I'm willing to see what happens with it this year. No FMV that I can tell - I have a BT with FMV to compare it against and if it does have the virus, it's nowhere near as significant as in the BT.
jdsfrance - It's a Lattarulla, which I think is suitable for here in the zone 6. And I've never seen a figlet, fig, mammal, bird, mineral, vegetable, or otherwise in, on, or around that tree :) I should probably hang a white flag of surrender from the pinnacle! Again, though, I'm willing to take blame for poor management. The tree is from a reliable source. I bought it as a 1 or 2 gallon plant. I've bought other trees from this source and they've turned out wonderfully.
At the end of the day, I've trimmed it a lot and have given away cuttings, rooted cuttings, or potted-up plants, with the full disclaimer that I've never seen fruit, let alone tasted it. I really hacked it back end of last year, so I'm curious to see how she grows. I gave a couple friends 2-gallon trees last year, so I can check if they have better luck.