I was in my local store Saturday morning, picking up two 7 gallon buckets of used espresso grounds for my compost pile. They all know me pretty well in there, ya know. And they are all into the ecofriendly corporate image thing.
Well, we got to talking and one thing led to another, and it was decided that all the "left over" fig trees I propagated would be planted around the property.
The manager told me, Yeah that would be really cool! Plant whatever you think will grow, I'm sure the employees and customers would love being able to pick and eat fresh figs."
Their landscaping is pretty spartan at best, and they have about an acre field behind the store that is just open field, I'm thinking thornless blackberries and raspberries, maybe even a few blueberry bushes.
He asked me what I wanted for them
I replied "How about a Quad-Shot of espresso?"
He said "anytime you come in, it's on the house, no problem.
"Well, thanks dude, but I meant just one, now."
Not only do I get to expand my fig gardening space by 200%, but I get free coffee out of the deal.