Hi eeplox, thanks for posting your video.
Searching for and sampling wild figs in Cyprus is indeed a an adventure! I hope Jennifer appreciates your dedicating this fig to her. I and others (I presume) on the forum would be interested in knowing a little bit of your background (young English chap living in Cyprus).
What caught my eye in your post was your observation of figs growing in cracks in the pavement, walls in town etc. How true that is!
In my travels to many of the Mediterranean countries, that has been my observation as well. From the stone walls of Provence to the steep craggy ledges of the Amalfi Coast, you see figs growing in the most improbable places.
How do they get there? Birds, I suppose. Which means that some seed grown fig trees can produce beautiful trees and delicious fruit as you have plainly demonstrated with Jennifer's fig.
The other thing that this teaches us is the fig's tenacity to propagate and survive. To paraphrase Ray Givans, "to grow a new fig plant, pull off a branch and stick it in the ground".
Frank