I bet someone at the USDA has an awesome fig collection in his back yard,sounds like the perfect crime for a fig nutter criminal.
ding dong..."hi I'm 'John Figgersnatcher' from the USDA I'm here to take your super rare fig trees to be "destroyed",collector hands over a rooted fig cutting, "thank you very much,I've been looking for this one,I mean,looking for YOU for a while now,you have been very bad,how dare you bring twigs into the country,now don't do it again you hear!" ,USDA inspector Leaves,fig collector goes back inside(to make sure it was Definately the Unk.brown turkey he just fleeced the guy with) and Mr JohnnFiggersnatcher evil laughs all the way to the car