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The Fig Kid

My 11 year old son usually has a firm grip on reality, but sometimes he does imagine that he is a pirate on a south sea island fighting off hordes of cannibals in search of buried treasure. He conducts this delusional activity in our neighborhood, which has lots of avocado and citrus groves, overgrown ravines, creeks and ponds. 
 
One day he came home from an adventure with a bundle of fig twigs that he snapped off a tree he found. He stuck them in a glass of water. I didn't want to interfere with his fig'xperimentation, so we watched them on the kitchen counter for a month. The twigs all developed little root initials, but they were so weak that just swirling the water in the glass would cause some of them to fall off. They never grew more than 1/4" before falling off. They looked more like nodules than hairs. I told him he needed to get them into cups. So, he got Mom to buy him some cups and he helped himself to some of my leftover cup mix.
 
So he's got 9 cuttings like these. Three have little leaves like this one, and all but one have green buds breaking. I didn't help him at all or tell him what to do, except when I told him the cuttings weren't going to do well if he left them in water too long. He didn't do anything right. They twigs were broken off, not cut. He didn't use a humidity bin. The cups are just sitting outside by the back door being ignored. He got almost a 90% success rate (maybe 100% if the last one takes off). He has me totally beat. Mold killed more than half of my cuttings this year. 
 
He told me the reason he needs to get these fig trees started now is so that by the time he is in high school, he can sell them to the other kids at school. I think I need to get this kid a television or an XBox or something. He's turning into a weirdo like you people.

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This gets a thumbs up. You have done well with your son!

There are 9 cuttings (or would they be called "snappings" since he snapped them off?) and I don't know which tree they came from. I am aware of half a dozen abandoned fig trees that I pass by when going on walks. I tried taking some cuttings from each of them myself and I killed them!

He's a natural green thumb!  And nothing will daunt the enthusiasm of youth! 

I start grape vine cuttings in water all the time.  Love to see the roots. 

I recently clipped a couple cuttings from figs that were in the wrong place on the tree (crossing in the middle against my plan), and stuck them in the water with some already rooted grapevines.  Sure enough!  We have root initials!  I need more VDB like a hole in the head, so if I can get them to grow, I'll just pass them on to neighbors.

High Five to your son from Suzi!

What do you mean "You People". Lol

Love the story and the kuddos for the kid.  I am proud to be a figweirdo. LOL

Maybe you need to get him a ninja suit for his fig snapping adventures with the neighboring trees!  But do enjoy him as he is now.  In a couple years the teen phase starts and if he is anything like my daughter he will probably quickly lose interest in Dad's hobbies.

Very enterprising, a big thumbs up to him and you !

This is great stuff.

I have two comments:
a)   "My 11 year old son usually has a firm grip on reality, but sometimes he does imagine that he is a pirate on a south sea island fighting off hordes of cannibals in search of buried treasure. He conducts this delusional activity in our neighborhood, which has lots of avocado and citrus groves, overgrown ravines, creeks and ponds. "
  This sounds perfectly normal to me, and that's an excellent place to grow up.

b)  If you had asked him to help with your cuttings, he probably wouldn't have been interested...but since he initiated it on his own, he's into it.  ...and kudos to you for not "correcting" him every step of the way!

Jim

Hi Cyberfarmer,
You see now even on figging he tries to get you mad... Kids, are like that ... They always try and manage to get dad mad.
My daughter is like that as well. Last week, she brought me some stones from fruits she ate at school at lunch .
We already got an apple tree and 3 pear trees out of pips - Looking forward to taste the fruits ...
The other day while seeking some seeds, I found 30 pips of pears in a dry paper towel ... I need to buy some land ...
Cyberfarmer, go ahead , buy more land :)

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