I had to get a dog. But I really need to get a fence! A few years back I was working from home. As I was washing the dishes, I heard voices in the back yard. I peaked out the window and down the hill were 2 men walking towards my property. Then they came to my back porch, stopped talking and starting tampering with the wires on the back of my house. I ran to my bed room and got my shotgun fully loaded. Ran back to the kitchen and came out with my gun raised. They did not see me.
I jump out on the deck, cocked the gun and said "Freeze or I will plaster your brains all over my brick wall".
They dropped thier tool and said, "Wait...we work for AT&T and wanted to check and see your cable line".
I said, "I don't care if you're Pope Francis and came to bless my house, He's not Jesus or God and neither are you two! You guys did not ask me if you could step on my property or touch my house". "No more talk!...I'm gonna count to 3 and if you boys aren't walking back up that hill by the time I get to 3, I'm gonna pump your ignorant behinds with lead!
They said, "sorry Sir, but we really are from AT&T and..."
then I said, One". And they walked swiftly back up the hill jumped in their truck and took off.
The next day, I reported what happened to the police.
Today, I have a dog but he's just an alarm dog. A house dog. He warns me whenever something or someone is outside or near the house. He also watches my facial expression. If I say certain words, he will go ballistic looking for intruders. All I have to say is "who is it?" or "where is he at?" Then the hunt is on! If I say, "go get him?" He will start growling and barking crazy looking for the bad guy! The funny thing is this dog is a Maltipoo! His growl is worse than his bite! We already got a warning from the Post Office about the dog jumping up on the mail lady one day. But that day all he did was run around her. But to some people a dog's bark is enough to scare them or keep them away. And for now, he will have to do. But I really want a Cattle dog or Doberman. I'm trying to talk my wife into it but for now she says no. WIth a cattle dog, I can train it to patrol my figs at night and keep the coons away. But I really would feel better if I had a fence up.