Hi Martin.
All is fair in love and war . . . or when you love figs and live in Zone 5! ;-)
We have never had a VDB, this will be our first this year, but I have heard very positive reports on the taste of VDB.
Our VDB is loaded, probably well over 20, maybe 30 figs on a 3 foot tall 4 branched plant.
It may be good ours aren't ripening yet though, as we have had a good 5 inches of rain now in just over a week. The ground is really saturated with water right now.
That's making the new in ground figs grow like weeds, but it probably wouldn't do much for the flavor of the VDBs.
Hope you are doing well my friend.
John